AIGENERATEDBULLSHIT.COM · INSTITUTIONAL OVERVIEW
ABOUT THIS AGENCY
A brief institutional overview for those who require one. For those who do not — the detector is this way.
OFFICIAL INSTITUTIONAL STATEMENT
“AIGENERATEDBULLSHIT.COM is a fully operational, AI-powered bullshit detection agency committed to transparency, accountability, and the ruthless measurement of corporate non-communication. We take our work extremely seriously. The irony is not lost on us.”
— The AIGBS Director General, Est. 2026
1. OUR MISSION
Every day, approximately 300 billion corporate emails are sent worldwide. Studies suggest that a significant proportion of them say nothing whatsoever. The studies themselves may also say nothing whatsoever — we have not checked.
AIGENERATEDBULLSHIT.COM was founded on a simple premise: someone should measure this. Not to fix it — fixing it is above our pay grade and frankly above everyone else's too — but to quantify it. To give it a number. To look a press release in the eye and say: you are 87% bullshit, Grade F, and we can prove it.
We believe in radical transparency. Specifically, we are radically transparent about how little transparency exists in modern corporate communication.
2. HOW THE DETECTOR WORKS
Our detection engine is powered by Claude, Anthropic's AI model — which means we are using AI to detect AI-sounding language, a situation we find professionally satisfying. The model analyses submitted text across 10 proprietary bullshit dimensions:
Synergy Fluff
Buzzwords that commit to nothing
Fake Urgency
Pressure with no real deadline
Responsibility Fog
Nobody is accountable for anything
Metric Abuse
Numbers that mean nothing
Startup Dialect
Silicon Valley vocabulary density
Virtue Signalling
Posturing with no action attached
Padding & Filler
Words that add length, not meaning
Confidence–Evidence Gap
Bold claims, zero proof
AI Fingerprint
AI pretending to be human
Euphemism Body Count
Bad news dressed as opportunity
Each dimension is scored 0–100. The overall Bullshit Score is calculated and bucketed into five grades ranging from Mostly Honest to Weapons-Grade Bullshit. The grade is determined by the AI. The AI has read a lot of corporate emails. It is not optimistic.
We also detect emphatic capitalisation — the practice of writing certain words IN ALL CAPS to manufacture urgency or importance. This is flagged separately because it deserves to be.
3. THE CLASSIC MODE EXCEPTION
Our AI pre-screens submitted text for genuine literary or creative writing. If it detects poetry, fiction, or prose of genuine literary merit, the standard BS scoring is suspended and Classic Mode is activated.
In Classic Mode, the text receives a satirical academic assessment using genre-appropriate alternative metrics — Melodrama Density, Orphan Deployment Rate, Iambic Compliance, and so on. These scores are entirely fabricated. Any resemblance to actual literary criticism is coincidental and frankly alarming.
We made this distinction because measuring Shakespeare against corporate communication standards felt unfair to Shakespeare. It also felt unfair to corporate communication, which has enough problems already.
4. WHO BUILT THIS
AIGENERATEDBULLSHIT.COM is an independent project — not affiliated with any corporation, consultancy, or organisation whose communications might otherwise appear in our database.
The technical infrastructure runs on Vercel, Supabase, Upstash, and Anthropic's Claude API. The domain name was available. We took that as a sign.
The site is ad-supported and costs approximately nothing to run. Which is appropriate for a project about things that cost a great deal of effort while producing very little of value.
5. FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Q: Is this accurate?
A: The scores are consistent and calibrated but should not be used to make employment decisions, file lawsuits, or win arguments with your manager. They are, ironically, somewhat bullshit.
Q: Can I submit my own writing?
A: Yes. The detector will score it honestly. We accept no responsibility for what it finds.
Q: What if my text scores very high?
A: Congratulations. You have achieved something genuinely rare — text so thoroughly devoid of meaning that our AI was momentarily impressed. Consider a career in investor relations.
Q: What if my text scores very low?
A: You communicate clearly and directly. This is statistically unusual. We are slightly suspicious.
Q: Can I submit emails from my boss?
A: We cannot stop you. We also cannot be held responsible for what you do with the results.
Q: Is the AI Generated Bullshit Detector itself bullshit?
A: Our lawyers have advised us not to answer this question.
Q: Why does Classic Mode exist?
A: Someone submitted Hamlet. The AI gave it a 94% Bullshit Score. We felt we owed literature an apology.
6. DISCLAIMER
AIGENERATEDBULLSHIT.COM is a satirical tool for entertainment purposes. BS scores are generated by AI and reflect the model's assessment of linguistic patterns associated with corporate non-communication. They do not constitute professional advice of any kind. Any text submitted may have been written by a perfectly reasonable person doing their best in a difficult institutional context. We are not judging the author. We are judging the text. There is a difference. Probably.
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