Privacy Policy

AIGENERATEDBULLSHIT.COM is an independent satirical tool that analyses text for corporate bullshit content. We are not affiliated with any corporation, political party, or organisation whose communications we may or may not find hilarious.

For privacy-related enquiries: privacy@aigeneratedbullshit.com

We collect only the minimum data necessary to operate the service:

• Submitted text — Sent to Anthropic for scoring. Not stored in full unless you opt in to the leaderboard. Only the first 100 characters are retained for shared result display.
• BS scores and metadata — Analysis results stored to power caching and shared result URLs.
• Hashed IP address — Your IP is hashed and used solely for rate limiting. The raw IP is never stored.
• Nickname (optional) — Only if you opt in to the leaderboard and provide one.
• Email address — Only if you subscribe to the newsletter. Used only to send the weekly report.
• Anonymised analytics — Via Plausible. No cookies. No personal data. Aggregate statistics only.

We do not collect: names, location data, device identifiers, cookies, or any other personal information.

• To generate your BS score — Text processed by Anthropic's Claude API.
• To cache results — A hash of your text enables instant repeat results.
• To provide shareable URLs — Each analysis gets a unique short URL.
• To power the leaderboard — Only with explicit opt-in consent.
• To send the newsletter — Only to confirmed subscribers.
• To prevent abuse — Hashed IP used to enforce rate limits. Expires after one hour.

• Legitimate interests — Hashed IP rate limiting to prevent abuse.
• Performance of a service — Scoring and caching your submitted text.
• Consent — Leaderboard opt-in, newsletter subscription.

We do not sell, rent, or trade your data. The only data sharing that occurs is with our infrastructure providers:

• Anthropic — Processes submitted text via Claude API.
• Supabase — Stores anonymised scores and hashes. GDPR-compliant.
• Upstash — Stores hashed IPs for rate limiting. Expires after one hour.
• Vercel — Hosts the application. GDPR-compliant infrastructure.
• Resend — Sends newsletter emails to confirmed subscribers.
• Plausible — Privacy-friendly analytics. No personal data. No cookies.

• Analysis results — Stored for 90 days. Automatically deleted thereafter.
• Leaderboard submissions — Retained until you request deletion.
• Rate limit data — Expires automatically after one hour.
• Newsletter subscribers — Retained until unsubscribed. Unsubscribed records kept as GDPR suppression list.

Under GDPR you have the right to: access, rectification, erasure, restriction, portability, objection, and to withdraw consent at any time.

To exercise any of these rights contact: privacy@aigeneratedbullshit.com. We will respond within 30 days.

We do not use cookies. No tracking cookies, session cookies, or advertising cookies are deployed. You will not see a cookie consent banner because there is nothing to consent to. Our analytics provider (Plausible) is cookieless by design.

This service is not directed at children under 16. We do not knowingly collect data from children. If you believe a child has submitted data, contact us for immediate deletion.

We may update this policy when our data practices change. The last updated date above will reflect any changes. We will not retroactively change how previously collected data is used without explicit consent where required by law.

Email: privacy@aigeneratedbullshit.com

We aim to respond to all privacy requests within 30 days.